If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
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Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I had to cum in my sink.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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