I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
