3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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