walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Randomize
