My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
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