You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
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The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
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After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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