fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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