whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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