where am i from again
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
sex in a hospital.. check
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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