Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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