you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
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i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
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I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize