You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
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Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
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I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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