what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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