i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
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Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
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Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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