I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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