I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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