is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
These 25 People Believed Fake Facts For Way Too Long
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
23 Adults Confess The Irrational Fears They Had When They Were Kids
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.