soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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