I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
