haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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