chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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