I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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