My liver just broke up with me...
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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