Whod you bang
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
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I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
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I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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