I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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