i may or may not be watching the land before time
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
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You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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