Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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