there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I wish you could order shots online.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Mom said you looked used
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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