Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
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i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
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If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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