Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
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I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
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Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Randomize