All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
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I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
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Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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