So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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