Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
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I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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