He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
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