Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
