Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
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You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
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Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
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