They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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