He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
We need a shit load of segways right now
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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