It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
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WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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