So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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