Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
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If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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