Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
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I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
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I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
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