I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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