yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
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I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
We smell like vodka and hangover
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