Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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