you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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