no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
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