I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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