I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
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We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
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I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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