yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i may or may not be watching the land before time
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
