Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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