the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
