Sponge bath it is.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
