i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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