You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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