i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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