Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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