Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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