"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Randomize
