It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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